snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

scaredystark:

kelsium

mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

(Source: meladoodle)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

stunningpicture:

Legendary computer hacker Kevin Mitnick’s business card is actually a lock picking set.